Very Little Food Involved But Please Read Anyway

This is the cover that encases Ms. Tomato's recent article about life at The South Pole.  Heralding "Cold as Ice, Surviving The South Pole" on the frontpiece, the article inside is called LESS THAN ZERO.  Please purchase the magazine and read the piece - it's about the hot, capable, rocking women that work and winter at the coldest, driest, loneliest part of the planet.   

Ms. Tomato would provide a direct link, but as she is currently in Antarctica working for the US Antarctic Program and they block words like "bust" on the internet, so she cannot access the magazine online herself.  The tomato has been sanitized.